The LEGION On the World Wide Web

The LEGION Web Page 3.0

Welcome...

Welcome to the LEGION web page. Here, you will find information on our organization, and it's fight to destroy Barney the dinosaur. Our efforts include bringing the truth about Barney to the world in order to disperse the great lie, reclaiming the minds of those already victimized by the purple evil with Good Music™ and Unhealthy Snacks™ , and actively battling the forces of evil as they converge on our fair planet, just to name a few of our ways.

Navigating our site:

For those of you who already know what you wish to see, we have provided these links so you can get to your desired location quickly. You may also bring up our remote control if you would like the same quick access to our pages while you are viewing other pages.

More about the LEGION:

The LEGION is an autonomous organization of the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Dinosaur. The self-evident goal of the LEGION is to purge Barney and his influence from all of existance in order to save the minds of our future generations and stop his plans for world domination. Some see this sacchrine, purple pacifier of children as just that, but experts will notice that he is the perfect example of brainwashing in action, and he is succeeding in creating an entire generation of people worldwide who are ripe for the picking.

Over-merchandising and mindless devotion have run rampant over six continents, and it is time that we all put a stop to this. The silly foam rubber incarnation that is so familiar to us has put it's foot in the door, and a plague of demonic evil has already seeped through the cracks. We WILL succeed in stopping this pestillence... To find out more about us, read the LEGION faq and learn our ways.

Divisions:

The sum of all the parts that fight the evil one make up the LEGION, and there are several parts. These parts, or divisions, have their own distinctive duties, abilities, and resources. Each has it's own page that will detail their operations. You may choose them from the map below:

This map will take you to any one of our divisions so that you may discover more about each, and about us.

Place your mouse over the various representations, and the status bar on your browser will tell you about the page you are poised to enter.
These pages may also be reached from 411.html.

The Holy War:

We are not alone in the Holy War to Destroy Barney. For those of you who did not find this web page by way of the Jihad page, we invite you to visit the home page of the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Purple Dinosaur, and learn about our parent organization, the before mentioned Holy War against the purple plague, and about the other organizations that are also part of the Cause.

We have also made it possible for you to go directly to our fellow JAOs (Jihad Autonomous Organizations) if you wish, to see who else is at our side in battle, and to acquire an understanding of what the Jihad as a whole is all about. The magenta hellwyrm has his weapons and resources, and we have ours. Come see why we are optimistic about the demise of this pestillence...

How to reach the LEGION:

The LEGION makes itself readily available on the usenet newsgroup alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die and on the irc channels #tjab and #barney. (On UnderNet.) Most of the happenings of the Jihad and of the LEGION takes place on both of these mediums, so we invite you to have a look at both. If you have the desire to talk to us, comment about this page, or ask us a question, you will want to go to our comment form. There, you will find a direct link to the LEGION that will reach the right people, the right way.

LONG LIVE THE JIHAD!!! LONG LIVE THE HOLY WAR!!!

Any similarities between actual persons past and present and the contents of this page are merely coincidental. -- All use of the term "Jihad" does not indicate any connection to the muslim faith, but is used out of respect for the holy war mentality. -- Barney is a registered trademark of the Lyons Group, and is only used for fictional purposes. -- Further copyright information regarding specific media found on this web site is available at ./copyright.html.