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De-Sponge Welcomes You... This is the official internet home of the LEGION De-Spongification division. Here, we have provided a glimpse into the many important services we provide, as well as the perilous duties we take part in on a daily basis for the good of mankind. Our main mission is simple: "To ensure the freedom of everyone from the mind-numbing control of Barney the Dinosaur, and similar sacchrine influences." This is accomplished through many different procedures, such as using Good Music™ to jumpstart one's own intellectual defenses, Unhealthy Snacks™ to restart a victim's immune resistances to such evil, and in some extreme cases, covert military campaigns accompanied with weapons of mass-destruction in order to eliminate threats to free thinking. In the not-too-distant future, we intend to compile a comprehensive Frequently Asked Questions page, but for now, we invite you to explore the links we have provided for some of our current resources. ©1998 Mïñd Rìö† Productions |